May 16, 2007
Goodbye Madam, Hello Dominatrix
Just when our depression about the non-story debacle of the highly disappointing D.C. Madam saga was reaching its peak, along comes 55-year-old Patricia Helen Meehan of Stafford, Va. to save us from our misery. NBC4 says that Meehan, who claims to be a dominatrix, was recently arrested in Maryland and returned to Stafford County to face a list of charges so fantastic we can hardly contain ourselves.
Authorities said she was indicted in September 2001 on charges of prostitution, crimes against nature, manufacturing marijuana and keeping a bawdy house.
Police said she had been living in Maryland and had assumed the name Patricia Noonan.
Crimes against nature? Keeping a bawdy house!? The DCist legal team is busy tracking down the definitions of these charges, so in the meantime, we could always engage in some grossly negligent speculation about any prominent local figures who might possibly be clients of Meehan. Certainly there's a long list of Washington heavyweights who deserve a good spanking -- but do you think any of them might have been willing to pay for one?
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This is terrible that a nice white Christian woman that happens to be Republican is being railroaded by the system.
This is terrible that a nice white Christian woman that happens to be Republican is being railroaded by the system.
Sommer, can I have your job for one day???
"Crimes against nature" usually refers to sex acts with animals.
Uh..I mean.. I'm told it does.
Actually, Virginia is one of the few states with a "crimes against nature" law that make sodomy illegal. I feel it's more likely that's behind the charge than anything more exotic.
Keeping a bawdy house, eh? Those interested can find a picture of the arresting officer here.
Paris Hilton's new cellmate? She is a Clinton democrat - note the "blue dress" in the mugshot.
No, this woman is a good Christian Republican. She used to come to out BINGO rallies at the smokehouse.
I quite like her hair.
being that ugly is a crime against nature