The lovely ladies over at The Reliable Source have the scoop that Tom Cruise, along with fiancee Katie Holmes and kids Isabella, Connor and indeed, baby Suri, are currently in Washington at the invitation of Redskins owner and new financial partner Dan Snyder. The entire Cruise fam is reportedly staying at The Danny's Potomac manse, out of which they ventured last night for a private, after-hours visit to Six Flags America, where we suppose they could have tried to take advantage of a roller coaster's ability to raise adrenaline levels in search of non-medical cures for mental illness. Or something.

Tonight, Cruise and company will take in the Redskins season opener in the owner's box. Will Tom jump up and down on Snyder's furniture if the Redskins win? Will they make a stop at D.C.'s Scientology House to get "clear" afterward? We'll keep on top of this important story as it develops.