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On November 26, 2008 12:08 PM in Manhole Explosion Cuts Power to DCist HQ, they said:

It's all fun and games poking at the Morlocks when they're caged. But as soon as they escape their cage and come after you, suddenly it's not so funny anymore, is it?...

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On November 26, 2008 10:59 AM in K Street Bank Robber Seriously Dumb, Missing Underpants, they said:

Maybe he thought going commando would make him a better bank robbery strategist?...

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On November 25, 2008 11:58 AM in Morning Roundup: Thanks for the Advice Edition , they said:

I suggest we put him on a trebuchet and launch him into Virginia. ...

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On November 24, 2008 11:55 AM in Morning Roundup: Pre-Holiday Rush Edition, they said:

I'm headed north on 95, leaving thursday morning at the buttcrack of dawn or thereabouts. No way in Hades I'm leaving on Wednesday. I did that once and was literally in park while on 95 on that bridge...

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On November 21, 2008 11:21 AM in Morning Roundup: Play With Fire, Get Burned Edition , they said:

That Tenleytown library redevelopment project has been FUBAR'd from the get-go. It would have been a neat project to put in some higher density right next to a Metro stop. But the city has totally scr...

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On November 19, 2008 11:47 AM in Inauguration City: The Expectations Game, they said:

1. Buy up lots of toilet paper. 2. Inauguration Day has a huge snow storm. 3. ???? 4. PROFIT!...

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On November 18, 2008 10:41 AM in Bidding Adieu to Les Halles, they said:

Loved me their steak frites. ...

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On November 18, 2008 10:40 AM in The Joke That Got the Metro Mechanic Fired, they said:

Should have sent him to sensitivity training, in lieu of firing. Or at least let the crowd pelt him with tomatoes before a big hook appeared and pulled him off stage. ...

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On November 17, 2008 5:02 PM in Snowflakes Possible This Evening!?!, they said:

PANIC! PANIC! PANIC!...

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On November 17, 2008 1:31 PM in Michelle Obama: 'We Can Have an Impact' in D.C. , they said:

Remember also how Bill Clinton put the "Taxation Without Representation" DC license plates on his limos? It was a stunning moment of support for DC. Too bad he did it on his last day in office. Doooos...

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On November 17, 2008 12:46 PM in Michelle Obama: 'We Can Have an Impact' in D.C. , they said:

I'm assuming there's no way the Obama kids will go to DCPS. The only DCPS school remotely "good enough" for them would be Oyster. Even still. I can't imagine them passing up sending their kids to a pr...

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On November 14, 2008 3:17 PM in Shadow Senator Flashed Credentials During DUI Stop, they said:

Why does Strauss even have a Senate ID card? Shouldn't that be reserved for only, you know, actual Senators? ...

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On November 14, 2008 1:10 PM in Photo of the Day: November 14, 2008, they said:

Totally agree with IMGoph. ...

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On November 10, 2008 4:15 PM in GW, George Mason Get New Mascots, they said:

Doesn't the GW mascot look like he's looking down ominously at the girl in the blue shirt?...

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On November 7, 2008 10:59 AM in Morning Roundup: Rough Transitions Edition, they said:

I have a futon available for $250 a night. A 10'x3' spot on the floor will run you $75 a night. Shower privileges will be $50 for a 10 minute shower. Toilet privileges will be $25 per flush. Toile...

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On November 7, 2008 9:59 AM in How to Get Inauguration Tickets, they said:

If I buy Shadow Senator Strauss a drink or four, will that increase my chances of winning tickets in his lottery? Or would it be better for me to be a young, blond Eastern European chick who'd also li...

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On November 6, 2008 4:12 PM in Five O'Clock Meeting: Dino, they said:

Who cut the strong cheese?...

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On November 5, 2008 12:45 PM in The Local Races: Change Also Came to D.C., they said:

If the ANC guy is a loon, wait a few months and then try to recall him. ...

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On November 5, 2008 11:58 AM in The Local Races: Change Also Came to D.C., they said: