James Orleans, when you say "being just a 'citizen' doesn't qualify you for the Presidency," I believe the phrasing for which you're searching is "No person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen...

really cool photo. i rue that i'm a terrible photographer. i makes me expect a tentacle p8rn comment from monkeyrotica....

oh my! and the season of magic commences - there at the top of my screen is the ad for the snuggie. my wish comes true. although thank you commenters for pointing out that the snuggie is not to be ...

why haven't i seen the commercials for these backward robes/appendage-y blankets/fashion-forward cult classics? they must truly be awesome. and the fact that they hired one of the nerd extras from s...

oh dear lord, someone has to comment. yum! this reminds me of a simpson or family guy-esque giant dessert fantasy-land. ...

a very incoherent statement, rolltide23. you make me so proud to be from alabama. ...

the fugees producer got pardoned. that one is interesting. does the pardon have to provide a reason on its face? or is it the ultimate monopoly get out of jail free card in that the reasoning goes o...

i don't think offense is the main response - i'd venture (hope) that it's amusement. the fact that they're trying to invite people to a hannukah reception with the card is pretty awesome....

@moose - that's my favorite too! that has to be my favorite. because contemplating a conservative engine as you drive your escalade totally turns your emissions into rainbows. ...

just the mention of the name pratt gives me the shivers. i never understood his asshatness until i actually listened to him talk. nine seconds of my life that i will never retrieve. ...

oh - and congrats to the fentys! sorry!...

monkey, is mowgli a character from the jungle book? maybe that was the name of a gremlin? i can't remember. either way, it's pretty awesome. in a terrible way, of course....

RJ, as much as it pains me to say this, the chance that my beloved auburn will beat alabama is approximately equivalent to the chance that jim graham would sell his VW or say "i'll pass," when asked ...

uh...totally unrelated to the quality of the overheards, but i like how the king street metro sign is kinda cross-eyed and doofy looking. ...

agreed, HCE. what's with the weird priest-like lines around the shoulders and down the fronts of the alternate jerseys? it looks ok on the women, but for the guy's versions of the jerseys it seems a...

i'm so curious about my hometown's paper today...the birmingham news. from what i hear, some folks are devastated in a bad way. which disappoints, but doesn't surprise me. totally off-topic, but re...

come on, DC! maybe it's just because i'm not getting the full effect or something, but it's like they hired the nurse ratched of dog park designers. don't dogs like trees? and squirrels to chase? ...

i vote for the montgomery and prince george's county sticker. aside from aesthetic issues, i found the stickiness of the DC sticker to be inadequate. i was totally bummed when, like another commenter...

more importantly, will DHS take out that spelling butcher vaughan "shawdow?" sorry. ah. and true - they might be moving from polar to panda bears. our greatest cuteness turned our greatest weakn...

and now i see from the picture that they're trying to contaminate our festival autumnal food supply. will the polar bear security threat ever cease? if i squint, i can almost see the shawdow of a DH...