There is no Dana! Only Zuul!!!!...

I think too much is made of the whole Paul Simon thing with Vampire Weekend. References to similarities to Graceland tend to pass over the roots that gave rise to that record. Plus, I don't think thos...

I'm not a securicrat, and I like to think I'm only a low-level moron, and I hope they never re-open Penn. between 15 & 17, IMGoph. That's a beautiful pedestrian boulevard now. Tourists walking, locals...

I laugh my head off everytime I see the Snuggie commercials. They look like ready-made cult garb. Particularly when they show the family wearing them IN PUBLIC at a sporting event. That was over the l...

"Some people hate the British. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized by. We're ruled by effete assholes!"...

So would that have gone something like, "Ms. Palin, would you please step away from the killing machine?" Interesting coincidence: in the parallel universe where McCain/Palin won, that actually becom...

Damn, Monkey. You're sounding like a regular Bunny Colvin. ...

The portion of that Post article about what parts of the Mall can be used seems confusing. It suggests that the entire Mall east of the Monument is shut down for a parade staging area, but I was on th...

Yikes, 24 bucks? I'm gonna have to ask Gothamist for a raise to cover my tartare fix....

There's one important item missing from Bistro D'Oc's menu. Where am I to get a pre-cinema Steak Tartare before heading to E Street?!? Guess I'll have to settle for kitfo....

"he needs to put those new tags on, get us some representation, and then take the tags right back off." I'd specify "full" instead of just "some", but yeah....

What I want to know is what kind of tags is he going to display on that thing? Will he be using the "Taxation Without Representation" tags that Bush refused to ride around with?...

Giddy tourists' hearts no longer need be broken, juanfe - turns out pandas really are bears after all....

DE- The publishers of the Post are just trying to be good capitalists. You know, high demand + low supply = higher price. They figure this is their last chance to do so before the incoming administra...

Er...make that '78. Stupid fingers....

"Are The Who really The Who without Keith Moon and John Entwhistle?" The Who stopped being the Who on September 7, 1968. ...

Aim for the head, if you are experienced with a firearm, and if you can get your hands on one. Since most people aren't/can't, the Zombie Survival Guide quite wisely recommends a machete as the most e...

lax- But that's part of the fun of movies like this! Laughing at the huge gap between the finished product and the ambitions of the filmmakers! OK, sure, some exploitation directors have tongue firm...

Those beers are well worth a premium. More than that, though, every waiter I've had there has seemed to have an excellent knowledge of those beers, which is worth something as well. Now I really want...

I understand if they don't want to provide RU-486, but standard contraceptives such as birth-control pills and condoms are necessary to maintaining a healthy populace... No one said anything about RU...