After the Sliders, Dr. Who and Salute Your Shorts references, I didn't want people to think I'm obsessed with television. That said, I was tempted to include a joke about The Office. The guy's name is...

I'll be the first and only person to make an "emergence hole" joke. Anyone have an emergency chainsaw lancer on them?...

I have horror stories with both Comcast AND Verizon. Comcast is still billing my old apartment, even though I canceled the service when I moved out in June. They came by and took the $#% equipment bef...

The part that really gets me about that article is that they still euthanize healthy, adoptable cats WHILE they are turning down or scaring off potential owners. That's terrible!...

The San Diego Wild Animal Park has a monorail, called the Wgasa Bush Line. The awesome part is what "Wgasa" actually stands for -- Who Gives A S*** Anyhow. Seriously, one of my former coworkers at the...

They removed the aerial tramways at Disneyland and Disney World because of lawsuits resulting from people jumping/falling from the gondolas. Yes, somebody purposely jumped from a gondola and then sued...

C'mon, DE. Absolute cheese = awesome. I wouldn't underestimate Bonnie. She may have made a lot of mistakes in the beginning of the show, but she's improved over time. Rock made a BIG mistake by pick...

Amen, WestCoastPat. I As for late-night diners, Bob and Edith's in Arlington always reminds me of an upscale Waffle House. ...

I can't say I've ever attended a Lutheran or Presbyterian church, but I did grow up Catholic and I'm well aware of what it means. I just like name-dropping John Carpenter films. And I like the idea o...